Can a Japanese River Imp help you balance polynomial equations? Will this mythical reptilian being show you how lower your power bill? Do Kappas really get your whites whiter and brights brighter?Of course not!
That's because Kappas are the silliest little water-monsters this side of Mount Fuji! A Kappa is more likely to start a water-balloon fight with the neighbors than get bogged down in the quadratic formula! Come to a Kappa for some aquatic tomfoolery, not sensible rule-ery!Also, they love cucumbers for some reason!The Kappa is a Limited Edition design with hand-numbered tags from 1 to 1,000. Once they're gone...they're gone!