Limited Mini Squishable Dream Dragon
The final exam is in two hours and you haven't been to class all year! And you're not wearing any clothes! A talking dinosaur from your favorite TV show as a kid wants to know when the next bus is coming! Then you wake up!
A gripping story indeed. But while dreams are deeply meaningful and important to you, the thing is that nobody else wants to hear about them! Many, many folks have been on the receiving end of a convoluted yarn featuring an uncle eating lasagna, a spaceship except it wasn't exactly a spaceship, and…umm, I stopped paying attention to my own product description there for a minute! See what I mean?
But now, a solution! This Dream Dragon has been precisely crafted to care about that unexpected calculus test and imagining you can fly! Dream Dragon finds the effects of your subconscious fascinating, and will listen to you talk about your dreams for hours! Unlike everyone else! 7 squishy inches of attentive dragon. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!
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