Job application for Goblin Savings and Loan (Please fill in all fields)
Position Applied For: 1) Treasure Hoard Manager, 2) Assistant Furnace, 3) Barista
Education: Bachelors of Science Fiction/Fantasy at Misty Mountain University.
References:Squishable Fire Dragon (sibling), Transportation Manager at World Domination Inc. (previous employers)
Reason for leaving last job: Was deemed “too small” to properly carry the Evil Sorceress o'er the land.
Why are you a good fit for this company? I will streamline your large cavernous vaults of gold coins, rubies, and other plundered treasures! As a detail-oriented hoarder I will roast any and all ruffians to a crisp! I can also make a world-class cappuccino.
7 squishy inches of freelancing fearsome legendary beast, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!
Reviews! Woo hoo!
Average Review: 8 Reviews
dragon By: sarah (frisco, texas) 8-7-2014
its so fluffy i named mine igneeel
so soft and cute! By: Chay (Arvada, CO) 8-4-2014
I picked up my very first squishable at a local "beyond the blackboard" store today and I am in love! I named him pyro and he's sooo soft and so perfect to hug. I'm definitely getting at least one more of these awesome plushies...and then one more. and then maybe one more. and it couldn't hurt to get just one more after that...
My smaugy By: Belle Meador (Troy, Michigan) 5-20-2014
I love my smaug plush!
He helps me sleep
Chili and Chilly! By: Shannan (Ambouli, ) 12-22-2013
I got both the Ice and Fire minis to keep me company while I'm deployed to east Africa. They are AWESOMELY adorable, and so cuddly! They try to pass off as tough guys (lots of macho on a military camp) but at night they snuggle close. Chilly helps keep my quarters cool, and Chili likes to play "Smaug" with my hairsticks. Oh! And I spotted a Squishable French Toast in one of my neighbors' hut! Squishies all around!
Of Fire and Ice By: Nikki (Easton, Pennsylvania) 10-12-2013
What's ice without fire? After receiving Glacier, my mini ice dragon, it was only a matter of time before his fiery brother would show up. I named mine "Habanero" after one of the hottest peppers on Earth,as well as one of "reddest" you'll find which suits the plushie perfectly as he's as red as they come.
A perfect addition for dragon lovers and anyone who wants a cuddly buddy.