Beluga Whales are nature's most graceful creatures! This is a fact! We're not talking about aquatic dexterity or those dramatic dances where the ocean meets the sky, though that's all very nice too. What's really graceful about Belugas is the way they handle awkward social situations!
Did you absentmindedly "reply all" to an email? Beluga will apologize with aplomb! Do you need to break up with your significant other while convincing them to give you a ride to the airport tomorrow? A Beluga will craft the perfect text to get all your romantic/transport needs sorted out!
Hug a Beluga, that most graceful of creatures! Your social life depends on it!
The Beluga is a Limited Edition design with hand-numbered tags from 1 to 1,000. Once they're gone...they're gone!
7 squishy inches of mannerly marine mammal! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!