PRE-ORDER! Due in: August 2015
When we think, "What kind of animal really needs a horn on its head?" why do we immediately think "a horse"? I mean, the poor thing would develop all kinds of back problems, and each friendly nuzzling would turn the recipient into a shishkabob.
Stick that horn on a whale instead! Light and sleek, blue and wiggly, !@#$ adorable...in aquatic dueling, a well-equipped whale is sure to beat its equine competition every time. Now you can hold this fearsome (yet completely harmless) be-horned creature in your hand! Itís the shishkabest!
3 squishy inches of pseudo-unicorn, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up! Includes removable plastic keychain clip.
This pre-order gets free shipping! Indeed! And your card will not be charged until the order is ready to ship! To keep everything safe and secure we use the awesome folks over at WePay. You'll be taken to WePay to complete your pre-order! Woo!