Sometimes stuff looks different from the front than it does
from behind. In hindsight that third grade math
test wasn't really that hard. That guy with the 80's-style
mullet? Stay away from the back and you'd never even know!
And while this cuddly little baboon looks completely
respectable from the front...he...well,
from the back...what I'm trying to say is...alright,
look, I'm just gonna put it out there: he has
a big red butt.
Don't hold it against him! From the front he's an
upstanding cuddler waiting for your hugs and perhaps
an occasional
blueberry muffin! Just don't forget, from behind he's
just a little...rosy. You many not be able to see
it when he's facing you, but, oh, is it there.
15 squishy inches of spherical inappropriate butt! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!
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