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Whether you're an heiress enjoying the fruits of your grandfather's fruit empire, or an investment banker with some leftover change from dinner at that truffles and champagne-only restaurant, you deserve a reward!We humbly present to you this rare specimen of craftsmanship and cuddliness, designed for only the most discerning connoisseurs. The Squishable Luxxe Octopus is precisely fashioned from the finest rich, Corinthian leather by craftsmen with top-notch graduate degrees (and low golf handicaps). In order to make sure the crystal eyes were the clearest available, we stole them from the optics assembly of the Hubble Space Telescope with a robotic spacecraft built exclusively for this purpose. The stuffing is made from the same material as the toupees of America's most respected business moguls, mixed with ethically-sourced, cast-off hummingbird fuzz! Order your butler to order one today!
Details: 15 luxury inches of April Foolery, leather and crystal, all new materials except for the toupees of business moguls and the hummingbird fuzz, ages 3 and up!
This item gets free shipping to the continental US on orders over $49!