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Alter Egos Series 1: Rainbowcado Code: alterego_avocados1_rainbowcado Price: $15.99 317 is waiting to join you on your couch or bed. Quantity in Basket: none | |
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Rainbows make everything better. A cupcake? How about a rainbow-colored cupcake! A small poodle? Let's try a rainbow-colored small poodle! Hazy memories of your childhood? Definitely better when they're rainbow-colored! Existential dread? If it's rainbow-colored, I'm de-dreading it! An avocado? I mean, for parallelism's sake, sure! | ||
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Alter Egos Series 1: Unicado Code: alterego_avocados1_unicado Price: $15.99 621 is waiting to join you on your couch or bed. Quantity in Basket: none | |
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Do not eat this unicorn. I know it looks like an avocado, but it's only *kind of* an avocado. I mean, it would probably taste delicious, like a cross between buttercream and arugula. But don't eat it. Don't even think about eating it. And definitely don't look over here right now. Yep, just like arugula. | ||
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Alter Egos Series 1: Avocato Code: alterego_avocados1_avocato Price: $15.99 297 is waiting to join you on your couch or bed. Quantity in Basket: none | |
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Know what cats like? A variable, multi-nutrient diet high in protein! And cuddles! And a variety of predator-centric sensory stimulation! And hanging out with people who are allergic to them! And...avocados? No idea! Could be! I'm not totally sure where I was going with this one. | ||
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Alter Egos Series 1: Skelecado Code: alterego_avocados1_skelecado Price: $15.99 159 is waiting to join you on your couch or bed. Quantity in Basket: none | |
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It's always tragic when a good Avocado goes bad. First he develops a weird white waxy sheen. Next thing, he's got brown spots and kind of collapses in on himself. Before you know it he's holding up the local saloon and leaping onto his horse with the gold! Oh no, he's riding into the desert with a posse after him! Now he's tying a nectarine to the railroad tracks and twirling his evil mustache! Can anybody stop him??!! | ||
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Alter Egos Series 1: Alien Avocado Code: alterego_avocados1_alien Price: $15.99 420 is waiting to join you on your couch or bed. Quantity in Basket: none | |
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Usually we try to think up cute names for Alter Ego. This is not one of those times. This is the time to hide in your cellar and remember back to the days before the Alien Avocados arrived, spattering our landscape with delicious butteryness and lowered cardiovascular risk. Come to think of it, those days sucked. Thank you, Alien Avocados! | ||