The Bahamas speak to Horace's inner primate, that part of him that really desires to climb trees and throw pineapples at people! It speaks to Zoe's inner shopper, the part of her that really likes duty-free goods that someday she will never ever be able to aford! (hint hint to any altruistic jewelers out there, Z prefers emeralds. She would also like a pony).

Luckly, both travelers can have their primal needs met here in Nassau, where the Grouper and Mahi-mahi are fresh, the drinks are full of corn syrup and coconuts, and the sun is full of bright! On Boxing Day Zoe went downtown at midnight to watch the traditional Junkanoo parade with crazy floats and feathers and dancers and things. Horace most certainly did not.

Horace is seen here sporting the latest in Monkey swimsuit fashion, the 'completely naked' look

No effort was spent in the taking of this picture.

Duty-free means a kinder, gentler, more flowery-smelling Horace.

Blue ocean! Giant round monky! Zoe really needs a haircut!