Why can't Vegas make up its mind about giant squishy monkeys? I mean, it has all those all-you-can-eat buffets, perfect for a spherical animal watching its figure.  That's good.  Then it has all these clubs you can't get into unless you're itty bitty.  That's bad.  And it has big comfortable chairs in front of slot machines, just made for a round fuzzy fellow with a tail.  That's good.  But it has great shopping, where the largest size is a 00.  That's bad. 

Make up your mind Vegas!  Are you courting the Giant Fuzzy Primate population or not?

Treasure Island has been redubbed "TI" in an effort to make it more accessible to Calculator fans

If you got that joke, I am very sorry. Incidentally, Zoe really needs a haircut

Cant...reach...slots...arms ...too...stubby...

Lemme present the Forum Shops at Caesar's Palace. Horace is now poor.

It's (just my size*0.5).

That's it. That's all I've got. Take me home. I'm done.