Nomadic Monkey wants to know why there are so many people carrying portable metal detectors on Jacksonville beach?  Do they know something we don't?  Is there secret pirate booty?  Lost Rolex watches and wedding rings?  A treasure trove of ancient, flattened beer cans?  Only the earnest young men with the metal detectors know for sure.

Save this picture, folks, it's the last time you're seeing Zoe's torso anytime soon.

I lied.