Why can't Vegas make up its mind about giant squishy monkeys? I mean, it has all those all-you-can-eat buffets, perfect for a spherical animal watching its figure.  That's good.  Then it has all these clubs you can't get into unless you're itty bitty.  That's bad.  And it has big comfortable chairs in front of slot machines, just made for a round fuzzy fellow with a tail.  That's good.  But it has great shopping, where the largest size is a 00.  That's bad. 

Make up your mind Vegas!  Are you courting the Giant Fuzzy Primate population or not?

Treasure Island has been redubbed "TI" in an effort to make it more accessible to Calculator fans

If you got that joke, I am very sorry. Incidentally, Zoe really needs a haircut

Cant...reach...slots...arms ...too...stubby...

Lemme present the Forum Shops at Caesar's Palace. Horace is now poor.

It's (just my size*0.5).

That's it. That's all I've got. Take me home. I'm done.

Was the NYC Comic Con two months ago? Yes it was! Are we only just now getting to post the pictures?Yes we are! That's just how good it was. Inappropriate outfits...check.   Overpriced nostalgia ...check. Adorable round fluffy monkey...check! Horace has returned from Alaska to rejoin faithful traveler and front end (hur hur) programmer Zoe.    She promises to take up her photography duties with a minimum of complaining.

Aaron and Will use the booth for its secondary - but just as important - purpose

Monkeys. The ladies with eyepatches love 'em.

The staff of 'Least I Could Do' do the most they can do

I got no excuse for this pic, I just thought it was funny.

Zoe checks to make sure she remembered to put on deoderent

Will thinks its too early in the morning. What gave it away.

Birdwatching! Rain! Whalewatching! Rain! Fishing! Rain! Glaciers...in the rain! All of these are things you will ding on the Kenai Peninsula in Alaska! Horace has just returned to the lower 48 and is cataloging his pictures. A lot of them have rain in them!

Its a nature preserve on the way to Homer. Population: 10,000 birds, 1 monkey

Exit Glacier. Incidentally, that's Aaron! Hi Aaron!!

What do we see here? Glacier Bay. What do we not see? Horace. Way to earn your keep.

On the way to Anchorage we had to detour around a bear eating a moose. As you do.

It's in Seward. Mush, little guy, mush!