You love Squishables. You keep seven on your bed and rotate them so each gets evenly cuddled. You give them for birthdays,
weddings and the occasional knighting ceremony. Your web browser is displaying a Squishable.com page right now.
You deserve to raise your Squishable experience to the heights of sumptuous luxury!
Welcome to the Squishable Quantum Ultimate Experience, or SQUEE Club. Join us behind the Squishable.com velvet rope!
Have some bubbly and an eclair! You'll be privy to the following ultra-premium awesomeness:
Unlimited free shipping for a year to any destination in the contiguous 48 states!
Super-Exclusive service and support from Reginald Sinclair Jeeveserson the Panda, the S.Q.U.E.E. concierge!
Special deals only for S.Q.U.E.E. members!
And to thank you for joining...
A coupon good for 20% off your next purchase!
The first 300 subscriptions are all gone, which means that the
Welcome Micro Blue Fox is all out, so instead you get an amazing
Welcome Mystery Micro Squishable! It's on its way to your shipping address now! Hang it from the rear-view
mirror of your yacht to signal your membership to other members of the upper crust;
It's like getting a diamond amulet for the change in your pocket...but cuddlier. Note: don't try to snuggle a diamond, they're sharp and pointy. Unlike Squishables!
Free shipping all year!
A Welcome Mystery Micro Squishable!
Random Squee-only specials!
Reviews! Woo hoo!
Average Review: 17 Reviews
my first squishibale By: lori (Rutland, VT) 2-19-2014
once my dad came to my house and said lori I have something for you and then he gave me my first squishibale at first I did not know what it was but then he said it was a squishibale android
Warning! By: Morrigan (Nashville, TN) 1-13-2014
This is a warning to you all with a squishable craving. squishable.com created this S.Q.U.E.E. club in an attempt to enable your desire to feed your addiction. This road is a downward spiral into a pile of squishy love, and I am here to warn everyone of the cuddleable perils that peer from beneath the depths of fluff and adorable.
I got a new job recently and to fix a void in my life, I succumbed to my addiction and got a membership. I am now stuck with a bi-weekly payment to squishable (BECAUSE I HAVE TO BUY AT LEAST ONE WITH EVERY PAYCHECK) and am slowly becoming buried in fluff! Someone help me!
In all seriousness, this pays for itself so quickly. With the 20% off coupon and free shipping, if this doesn't pay for itself in one moderately-sized order or 2-3 small-sized orders, then you don't understand math. Maybe you should order an android squishie to help you with that.
Squish-a-holic By: Sandra (Lisle, IL) 12-21-2013
Hi, my name is...and this is my first day. (ok, its not, I have been a squisher for more than a year --or two!).
I love this idea! I have 3 dozen of the waaay too cute fuzzy friends (and yes, we ARE building a house for my stuffies!)
And yes, my husband has given up trying to tell me I have too many!
Best thing ever! By: Melanie Rosso (norwood, PA) 12-19-2013
I am so glad I decided to become a member of the Squee club! just received my mystery micro and to see with my very own eyes its the micro penguin! His name is Squeakers and he shall forever travel with me attached to my purse =)
My name is Marnie and I have a Squishie problem... By: Marnie Richardson (Raleigh, NC) 12-8-2013
The other day, my husband said "We're going to need a bigger house if you and Milky (our son) get any more of these guys." How did I respond? Did I join a 12 Step Program? Did I bring this up in my weekly therapy? No to both. I joined the S.Q.U.E.E. club!!! Where else can I commune among other Squishies and feel comfortable with my newly found obsession? The micro Koala arrived yesterday. All micros live on our son's backpack. Not this one! His Highness demanded the Koala be unhooked for proper snugglage. We love you Squishable! Please let us come play in your rumpus room.