Why should we love California? Because California loves you for you! Where else could snowbunnies and desert cottontails share a state? What other geographic entity happily houses both tie-dyed hippies and buzzcutted aeronautical engineers? Where the heck else can you get a decent breakfast burrito?
Indeed! People flock to the Golden State from all over the world to be themselves! Somewhere between the Mexican border and the redwood forests to the north, there is a place for you in California. You can feel comfortable in your own skin here! Now make your skin even more comfortable by hugging this plush proxy for California!
18 squishy inches of following your dreams, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!
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