I came across a Walrus at the beach the other day,
He motioned to come over, and he said, "Know what I say?"
"I don't concern myself with fashion, or looking sleek and svelte,
I've lived just as I wanted to and never worn a belt.
And when I want some mollusks, I go out for a dive,
But I've never packed a briefcase and endured the nine to five!
There's not much better than to try the Walrus way of life,
Swim nice and slow, enjoy the shellfish, keep away from strife.
And if you choose to take the fast lane, it's your choice to do,
But make sure that a roly-poly, soft and cuddly Walrus waits for you!"
15 squishy inches of cuddly contentment, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!
