If you've got eight tabs open on your browser and are chatting on a Bluetooth while typing out a text message with your toes, take a deep breath! Follow the path of the noble Sloth! Put aside your multitasking and develop a connoisseur's appreciation of sloooownnessss!
With three toes, it may take ten minutes to tap out that text, but you will craft every word like you're piping frosting on a royal wedding cake! That dude on the phone? If he really cares he'll wait half an hour for the end of the sentence! That bag of chips? Take eight delicious hours to get to the bottom! That big, soft, fuzzy Sloth? Cuddle and nuzzle for days! There's no rush!
15 squishy inches of all the time in the world! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!squish_sloth_15new
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Squishy Sloth!!!!! By: Meghan (Oak Ridge, TN) 5-24-2016
Just received my very first and highly anticipated Squishable, the sloth!!
My husband and I went to Costa Rica last year and saw some sloths- they are super cute. We didn't get to cuddle any until NOW tho!!
This squishy sloth is big, soft, and cuddly, and a totally awesome reminder of our trip. <3
Love It! By: Willow (Tacoma, WA) 1-11-2016
This is my first squishable! I love my squishable sloth! It is so soft to hug! I am getting the unicorn soon in the mail! I love squishables!
AMAZING!!!! By: Michelle Brunner (Gaithersburg , MD) 12-26-2014
This sloth is so cuddly and round its so amazing!!! It looks like a real sloth with a big ball body and sweet little face. My Squishys came fast and I got it right on Christmas Eve , even though the expected arrival date was 12/26. I was too excited holding this beautiful animal. It is incredibly soft and really big in size. I love how safe you feel holding this squishy. If this is your first squishy purchase, I highly recommend the sloth. The color is a beautiful chestnut brown and the length of the fur is great you can run your fingers through it. It is very squishy and warm.
Chunk, No Captain Chunk! By: Hannah (FPO, AE) 8-25-2014
This is my first squishable and he is absolutely fantastic. He is so squishy and perfect as a pillow. I named him Chunk because he's just too cute to be Sloth and that'd be a silly name for a sloth anyway
molasses By: hannu (Sherwood Park, AB) 7-23-2014
i just go this baby in the mail and i love him!!!! he is even more squishable than i ever imagined!!!!