Limited Mini Squishable Sea Dragon
What good is a fire-breathing dragon if she's surrounded by fire-dousing water? Seems like a big pickle for a mythological beast otherwise well-outfitted for aquatic adventures!
What this dragon lacks in opposable thumbs, it makes up in ingenuity! Water can't put out grease fires, so the Sea Dragon loads up on a delicious diet of fried dough, preferably with powdered sugar! All that oil ensures maximum burnination on land and at sea!
All those trips to the state fair, all that sugar on your scales...it's a big sacrifice, of course, but someone's gotta do it!
The Sea Dragon is a Limited Edition design with hand-numbered tags from 1 to 1,000. Once they're gone...they're gone!
7 squishy inches of midway mayhem! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!