How can you spot the King of All Pandas
? Don't look for a jeweled scepter or a bamboo throne! And not just because a bamboo throne wouldn't last five minutes in Panda's royal chambers (e.g., about as long as a throne made of brownies would last in mine)!
No indeed! The way to locate the apex of Panda governance is to look for that most royal of royal colors: purple! Like monarchs down through the years, a regal Panda
knows to cover himself with a regal color
Our Purple Panda overlord is a Panda of the people! One day, he's issuing a decree making you an honorary knight, and the next, he's cuddling up with you for a movie marathon! Add a note of nobility to your life! Hug a Purple Panda!
15 squishy inches of purple reign, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!