So remember that time you wanted to impress everyone down at the discotech, so you put on your most expensive shoes, your cutest little outfit and your bling-iest jewelry? And then just before you left you stuck a huge pile of 8-foot psychedelic feathers to your rear? Oh Wait, That Was Me!Yes, I find the best way to make sure I have everyone's attention is feathers so long you can't tell if they're a tail or a train! Feathers so bright it actually makes sense to wear sunglasses indoors! Feathers so big, you KNOW that they're going to listen when I yell "Play Freebird!"And after a long night of strutting on the dance floor, I can return home to cuddle up in bed knowing that no way will anyone ever forget I was there. Especially not the ones who tripped on my plumage.