Oooh, a Panda! Is anything more nifty? I think not! But why are they
so darn awesome? It's not
their diet, which seems
designed to ensure starvation. It's definitely not their
mating behavior, which can best be described as
Oh yes, it's because Pandas are freakishly adorable
Look at this mottled snowball of fuzz. Look at it!
Now just try to look away. I dare you. See?
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