Why horses? When we think, "What kind of animal really
needs a horn on its head?" why do we immediately think
"a horse"? I mean, the poor thing would develop all
kinds of back problems, and each friendly nuzzling would
turn the recipient into shishkabobs.
Stick that horn on a whale instead! Light and sleek,
blue and wiggly, !@#$ adorable...in aquatic
dueling, a well-equipped whale is sure to beat its
equine competition every time.
A horn on a whale: it just makes sense!
15 squishy inches of pseudo-Unicorn, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!
