Squishable Longhorn Steer
What's the most Texan thing you can think of? How about a broad-shouldered quarterback wearing ten-gallon hat! With a barrel of oil underneath one arm and brisket sandwich in the other! Sauntering down the midway to see Big Tex at the State Fair!
Whew, that's a Texas-sized pile of stereotypes, y'all! Let's "spur" the cliches and get down to what really makes the Lone Star State so great! For starters, the cattle! The Longhorn is descended from the first cattle in the New World and bred to stand up to all manner of terrain! What a beefy representation of all that is great about Texas, Our Texas! (That's the state song of Texas for all you non-Texans!)
Hug a Longhorn Steer! Hug it like you're stretching your arms from Lubbock to Brownsville! Texas, you're the bestest!
15 squishy inches of like a whole 'nother country, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!