Oh fluffy little Kiwi! You're fat and furry like a bunny!
You're adorably flightless like a bunny!
You're...totally not a bunny!
Truly, can you blame my
confusion? You look so much like a cuddly little mammal
I could just squeak in joy, but there's no denying that
birdy-beak...or those gigantihuge eggs you lay. Little Kiwi, we don't
your Phylum-swapping tendencies. Come to mama, little guy.
15 inches of flightless, mammal-replacing bird, ages 3 and up, all new material!