Chilis and garlic are such a gauche method of making
sure you have a row to yourself on the bus. Next time,
why not just try breathing fire at the potential seat-mate?
Yes indeed, barbecuing should always be a first weapon
of choice when dealing with unwanted intruders, and for that
purpose allow us to suggest a dragon!
Hidden within his fuzzy cuddliness is a mass of adorable
territorial aggression! Protect your
lawn from overenthusiastic puppies, your treehouse
from bloodthirsty pirates, or your
bed from unwanted exes. This is a multi-purpose flamethrower
with extra cuddly hug attachment included.
15 squishy inches of flammable reptile, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!
Only the Best! By: Haley (Beaumont, CA) 5-2-2015
I ordered a mystery normal-sized squishable and after 6 days of anxious waiting, Sir Walter of the Waters arrived at my doorstep in perfect, and I mean PERFECT, condition! He, very luckily on my part, did NOT burn through the box, nor has he burned my sheets yet either! He's super duper soft and he is a great cuddler. He's by far the best stuffed animal I've ever had, and I think I'll be buying him a friend soon, especially if that pastel dragon makes it to the site!
A dragon that is IN charge! By: Crystal Evans (Gulf Breeze, FL) 2-6-2015
There is something so wonderful about Norbert Charlemagne. When he arrived he saw his toothy grin and I just knew he would be a protector. Of all my squishies Norbert is the least likely to put up with excuses (mine or anyone elseís). You take his spot? Oh you will move. Iím crying? Oh youíll pay. I want to settle in for a Harry Potter marathon? Heís in..(especially Goblet of Fire with all those other ferocious dragons). Norbert is an astounding shade of blue, with cute (donít tell him I said that) arms, legs, tail, and spikes included. He is large and in charge! When the other squishies get rambunctious it is Norbert who is either putting them in their place, or the ringleader! I never know what to expect from him, other than the fact that he has a primary place on my bed and in my heart!
Delightful Dragon! By: Ali Bratun (Bethesda, MD) 7-16-2014
Our school mascot is a dragon (Washington Episcopal School)so we naturally are attracted to them. These squishable dragons are a crowd pleaser and come in our school colors! We sell them in our school store.
Dooga says Hi! By: Jeffrey Finley (Albuquerque, NM) 9-5-2013
Dooga just arrived in the mail today, and I'm awed at how majestic this Wyrm truly is. He's barely settled in and is already demanding a sibling... and one simply does not deny a Wyrm its demands.
Awesome Dragon! By: Angela (Hudson, FL) 9-1-2013
I bought this for my 13 year old niece who's been in the hospital with cancer for about 3 weeks now.
I couldn't be there, but my brother sent pictures of her in her hospital bed with her new "friend".
They looked fabulous together! He said she was so excited when she opened it up and saw it.
He looks like he fits right in with her other "fluffy" friends.
He'll be there through thick and thin with her on her road to recovery!