Chilis and garlic are such a gauche method of making
sure you have a row to yourself on the bus. Next time,
why not just try breathing fire at the potential seat-mate?
Yes indeed, barbecuing should always be a first weapon
of choice when dealing with unwanted intruders, and for that
purpose allow us to suggest a dragon!
Hidden within his fuzzy cuddliness is a mass of adorable
territorial aggression! Protect your
lawn from overenthusiastic puppies, your treehouse
from bloodthirsty pirates, or your
bed from unwanted exes. This is a multi-purpose flamethrower
with extra cuddly hug attachment included.
15 squishy inches of flammable reptile, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!squish_dragon_15new
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Hubert has come to call... By: Boffo (Garfield, AR) 5-25-2016
Forever!!! Hubert Cumberdale is all I dreamed he would be. He is magical! His spots and horns and little wings are so velvety and he is simply the squishiest dragon in the universe!!!
I love him.
Simon the Blue Fire-Breathing Stud!!! By: Jessica George (Philadelphia, PA) 1-7-2016
Simon the Dragon was not an INTENDED online purchase, HOWEVER we went to a store that happened to have just received a shipment from Squishable (to our delight) containing his eye catching majestic-ness!!! He ended up coming home with us that very day, as our first Squishable!!! We could not be more pleased with his huggableness, and have given him two squishable siblings to ensure he was not ever lonely. Love love love Simon's little tiny Dragon wings and beautiful royal blue color. Thanks to Squishable for designing such amazing masterpieces!!!!
bob the dragon By: kayla giardini (ashville, north carolina) 1-3-2016
bob the dragon is so soft and his little wing are so small but so cute everything about these dragon is perfect
Only the Best! By: Haley (Beaumont, CA) 5-2-2015
I ordered a mystery normal-sized squishable and after 6 days of anxious waiting, Sir Walter of the Waters arrived at my doorstep in perfect, and I mean PERFECT, condition! He, very luckily on my part, did NOT burn through the box, nor has he burned my sheets yet either! He's super duper soft and he is a great cuddler. He's by far the best stuffed animal I've ever had, and I think I'll be buying him a friend soon, especially if that pastel dragon makes it to the site!
A dragon that is IN charge! By: Crystal Evans (Gulf Breeze, FL) 2-6-2015
There is something so wonderful about Norbert Charlemagne. When he arrived he saw his toothy grin and I just knew he would be a protector. Of all my squishies Norbert is the least likely to put up with excuses (mine or anyone elseís). You take his spot? Oh you will move. Iím crying? Oh youíll pay. I want to settle in for a Harry Potter marathon? Heís in..(especially Goblet of Fire with all those other ferocious dragons). Norbert is an astounding shade of blue, with cute (donít tell him I said that) arms, legs, tail, and spikes included. He is large and in charge! When the other squishies get rambunctious it is Norbert who is either putting them in their place, or the ringleader! I never know what to expect from him, other than the fact that he has a primary place on my bed and in my heart!