''Once before, it appears, Professor Angell had seen
the hellish outlines of the nameless monstrosity,
puzzled over the unknown hieroglyphics, and heard
the ominous syllables which can be rendered only as
Yes, there's nothing like a horrific Elder God to snuggle
with. That tentacled face and freakish wings at which humans have quailed
since the dawn of time is perfect for scaring away monsters
under the bed and cuddling up to during a horror movie.
Those are tentacles of looooove, people.
And we promise he shall not rend your entrails
yea unto to the bowels of the earth.
15 squishy inches of terrifying apocalyptic cutie, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!
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I am the destroyer! By: Melody Burch (Jennings, OK) 4-30-2017
My boyfriend got him for me for Christmas. I kept going on and on about how I was going to buy him after the holiday, since I had bought my mom and son squishies that they adore. Christmas as day hit and I opened up this huge box and there he was. I took him and bonked my boyfriend on the head, saying I am the destroyer, (he already knew that was going to happen), and now when he works nights, I cuddle my Cthulu, or when my son gets scared, he comes in and cuddles on him. We love him.
Amazingly cuddly! By: Bethany Charron (Attleboro, MA) 11-30-2016
I got my cthulhu squishy squishable at anime Boston 2015. Because of what I was wearing I was extremely cold and had spent all my money on my boyfriends cosplay. I was dedicated to going to this panel but I was so cold I thought I would have to leave to get warm. I couldn't change because I forgot my clothing bag at home...my bad...My boyfriend thought quickly and tactfully and said save me a seat to me and my brother and ran off. He returned just as the panel started and handed me a giant cthulhu squishable. I was shocked to say the least at the massive size of this guy (I'm 5ft tall and skinny so it is massive to me). But I was very happy because I love cthulu and greatefull. I put the creature on my lap and emediately cuddled up to it. Before not to long I stopped shivering and relied on the cthulhu squishable for warmth. It worked with my costume as well because demons run the town my character was from. He now sits happily in my dorm looking out the window when I am away and cuddles with me when I sleep at night. He also likes coming to classes with me and my boss at the library I work at loves him as he is a frequent visitor. He gets a long with my large penguin squishable and my fox squishable very well! I truly love this squishy bundle of fuzz!
Cthulhu Family By: mary krail (Dallas, TX) 3-30-2016
I got this guy a few months ago and I love him!!!! I have the mini one as well, and they are both soft and squishy <3 This one I ordered from the website and the shipping was very quick. And I really love all of the coupon codes I get in my email so I can get all of the sweet deals!!!! Can't wait to get the MASSIVE Cthulhu as well!!!
How did he fly so fast on those tiny wings? By: Susan O'Neill (Eugene, OR) 12-5-2015
Ordered on Tuesday evening. Rec'd emails as he progressed (Wed=they found my special friend in stock and Thursday=shipped). Today is Saturday and he arrived!!! He is soooooo cute and soft and squishy! The card on him is well written by someone who can write of the Great Cthulhu with a sense of cuddly terror.
Whether or no you are a Lovecraftian - you should buy him...buy him...buy him
Amazing Find By: Stacielynne Sullivan (Coventry, RI) 6-17-2015
My son and I are big H.P Lovecraft fans and adore Cthulhu. While we were shopping at Savers here in Rhode Island we found Squishable Cthulhu! For only $20 .. was an amazing find and he is now the center piece in front of my pillows on my bed, I do plan on ordering more once I can!