Squishable Werewolf Pre-Order
PRE-ORDER! Due in: June 2013
Technically speaking, you should only be able to hang out with a Werewolf every 29 days...and even then, only at night! Darn that lunar cycle!
Well, if we can bend physics enough to make a perfectly round Werewolf, then mere folklore
doesn't stand a chance! We can certainly bioengineer our furry friend to skip those boring times when he's just a regular old teenager!
And hey, while we're at it, why not replace that primal urge to roam the forest with a more acceptable desire to sit quietly
on the couch? Perhaps tweak that urge to pounce on soft, squeaky things into an urge to lovingly accept your hugs and cuddles?
Just because a mythological creature has existed since time immemorial doesn't mean it can't be even more awesome!
Ever upward, Squishers!
15 squishy inches of plush progress, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!
To pre-order this Squishable Werewolf, we're going to request you use Google Wallet (instead of our usual credit card system)! It's fast, easy, and super secure, and takes all major credit cards! Your credit card will be authorized immediately, but will not be charged until the Werewolf is ready to ship!
Squishabration note: Pre-orders are excluded from the Squishabration sale! You're welcome to pre-order this guy now, but the super awesome sale prices don't apply!