Squishable Chocolate Donut
Step aside, spinach scramble! Move over, reasonably-sized portion of cottage cheese! Big ol' Chocolate Donut coming through!
This is the breakfast that powers the hardworking people who take raw, molten steel and turn it into the cute things we need. Like pink bicycles with frilly tassels! And 50-foot-tall statues of kittens playing with string! Okay, that statue hasn't been built yet, but when it is, you'd better believe that it will be forged by men and women who eat Chocolate Donuts for breakfast!
15 squishy inches of sweet, sweet elbow grease, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!