I, for one, welcome our new Robot overlords!
Don't you? If not, perhaps you have a few misconceptions about our bionic buddies. Are Robots here to enslave humanity? Indeed not! They only want to automate stuff, like mass-frosting cupcakes and mass-petting kittens, to make our lives more delightful!
Are they fearsome metal machines? No again! Some of them are quite soft and cuddly! For example, SOME Robots have no sharp edges at all, but a plethora of rounded, fuzzy ones!
Are they heartless? Well, this one at least has a big heart right out front where you can see it! See?
So come rule over us, oh cuddly Robot friends, or at least stay for a cupcake and a kitten-petting! I look forward to a time when all of humankind appreciates your bleeps, bloops and (fuzzy) butt.
This Robot is a Limited Edition design with hand-numbered tags from 1 to 1,000. Once they're gone...they're gone!
7 cuddly inches of adorable automation, poly fill, ages 3 and up!