Otters make the perfect roommates! Their nests are called "couches," which means you're covered on the furniture front! They use tools to access food, which means you'll never want for a lemon zester or frosting gun! Even better, they won't fill up your DVR so your shows don't record - because they don't have opposable thumbs to operate a remote!
So stop scouring the roommates-wanted listings! Your search is over! You've got an Otter! Yay!
15 squishy inches of all you need except half the rent, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!