The Hyena is nature's best boyfriend! It's true! We're talkin' about a "buy-you-flowers-just-because" boyfriend! We're talking about a "foot-massages-on-demand" boyfriend! If you're a quadruped mammal who wants your dude to pick your mom up at the airport at eight in the morning, it's Hyena or nothin'!Why are male Hyenas so thoughtful? It's because lady Hyenas are significantly larger and more powerful! They're also the pack leaders! It's these, umm, "incentives" that ensure anniversaries are remembered and rom-coms are sat through without a peep of complaint! So bring a Hyena into your home, hug him tight and tell him not to leave dirty dishes in the sink - he won't need to be reminded twice!