Sometimes, when all you have is a Hammerhead, everything looks like a nail! Which is to say, when you have a Hammerheaded friend, you may think all your DIY home improvement projects are just that much closer to granite-topped, brushed-steel, energy-efficient conclusion!
Allow us to end this myth once and for all! Hammerhead Sharks cannot replace your hot water heater! They are completely incapable of installing a kitchen island or putting up wallpaper without getting little bubbles stuck under it!
Even though a Hammerhead Shark is as useless with a toolbox as a Moose with cartography equipment (trust us!), they do indeed have useful skills! For example, Sharks are fantastic negotiators! So ask a Hammerhead Shark to help you get the best price on a contractor! They'll do all the hard work while you and Hammerhead cuddle up together and stay as far away from exposed wiring as possible! 15 squishy inches of no trips to the hardware store. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!opensquish_hammerhead_shark_104473new
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Average Review: 7 Reviews
Sharky Adventures!! By: Bry Bry (Boise, ID) 9-20-2018
When I saw that the Hammerhead shark was being retired I decided that I finally needed to stop just looking at Squishables I needed to actually have one!
When I finally received this sweet little guy I was elated! He’s so big and squishy, yet fierce looking, kinda like me.
I left my home state about a week after I received Sharky, and he is a great comfort to me while I adjust to starting a new chapter in life. He’s big enough to cuddle with at night (and sometimes turns into a pillow).
Hammerhead shark - squishy, cute, and super soft! By: Lauren E. (Myrtle Beach, SC) 7-7-2018
I love my shark! I had no idea they were handmade! I am ready for shark week! Haha. These have always been my favorite, so I’m super excited about my first squishable being a shark. I thought the color may be too drab, with the gray, but the white sets it off well.
My new lawyer arrived By: Chris F. (Houston, TX) 6-28-2018
I now find myself with new legal representation, at least for matters of maritime law. Vinnie the Fin, Esq. is now "taking care of a few things" for me.
Hammertime! By: Suzi F. (NEWPORT, OR) 4-6-2018
Just received my hammerhead shark today, one of the THREE retiring squishables I ordered (; Hammerhead is soooo soft and a light tan/gray color, with a big, sharky smile and floppy little dorsal fins. Great for any fish/ sea life fanatic!
SOFT AND ADORABLE By: Courtney N. (Columbus, OH) 4-6-2018
Sharks are my favorite animal and when I saw this hammerhead about to be retired I had to snatch him up right away before it was too late. It's soft and adorable!!!