A Zen parable. "How can one make a round Giraffe?" the student asked the great sage. "How can one convey giraffiness without a long neck?"
The sage leaned back, stroked his ample beard, and contemplated. "The neck, as iconic as it may be, is not the true meaning of giraffeatude, but only its reflection," he said. "You see, a giraffe neck is merely an instrument by which our many-mottled friend expresses his desire for those really tasty leaves from the top of the tree. But he recognizes that no such stretching is necessary when his nutrition comes from a blueberry muffin, or a bag of microwave popcorn on the coffee table."
"So you're saying that this particular Mini Squishable Giraffe is true to the nature of giraffiness, if the definition of being a Giraffe is 'hugs on a couch', rather than 'grazing on the savannah'?"
The Giraffe is a Limited Edition design with hand-numbered tags from 1 to 1,000. Once they're gone...they're gone!
7 squishy inches of giraffular essence! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!