I suppose I could go to the opera, but then I'd have to change out of this cheesecake-covered shirt and maybe put on some shoes. Staying home has its benefits!
Fossil gets it. If you're taking a 70-million-year staycation under solid rock, you don't have to dress up! Leave those tight jeans in the hamper, check to see if there's any cheesecake left in the fridge, and just let it all hang out! There's a lot to be learned from Fossil's multi-epoch chillout! So cuddle up, keep the remote within range of those stubby little arms, and leave the fashion to someone else!
15 squishy inches of meteor victim but not fashion victim, all-new poly fill, ages 3 and up!
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