PRE-ORDER! Due in: Early Fall 2017
Would you like to hug a cactus?
Not without a lot of practice!
All those sharp and pointed pricklies,
Wouldn't fail to stab and stick me!
How I'd love a Cactus gentle,
Cuddly, soft, and sentimental,
Ready for some friendly squeezing,
Using spines that felt more pleasing!
15 squishy inches of soft spikes! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!
This pre-order gets free shipping! Indeed! And your card will not be charged until the order is ready to ship! To keep everything safe and secure we use the awesome folks over at WePay. You'll be taken to WePay to complete your pre-order! Woo!