The Mini Walrus, cute and wise,
when asked to explain his smaller size,
He smiled a grin and he batted his eyes,
and began to theorize:
"The time had come," the Walrus said,
"to eat far fewer things.
Less cakes, and pies, and toffee bits,
Less caramels, and creams.
That way you can hug a mini mammal,
With an adorably tiny girth!
Might I suggest a Mini Walrus,
whose wee belly is filled with mirth!"
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