There are so many reasons it's awesome to be a Vampire! For starters, I can stay up all night without being tired the next day! Because I don't even do day! I also save a fortune on mirrors, mirror repair and mirror polishing supplies! Then, there's the whole food situation - when all you consume is human blood, you never have to go through the cumbersome process of splitting a dinner check eight ways (nobody cares that all you had was an appetizer, Michelle! Seriously, it's like you want to become dessert!). Oh, and the whole eternal life thing!
But one thing I really miss about living among the living is the snuggles. How about this: you take me home for an eternity of cuddles, and I promise to leave your veins alone. 7 squishy inches of counting the positives. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!
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