There are so many reasons it's awesome to be a Vampire! For starters, I can stay up all night without being tired the next day! Because I don't even do day! I also save a fortune on mirrors, mirror repair and mirror polishing supplies! Then, there's the whole food situation - when all you consume is human blood, you never have to go through the cumbersome process of splitting a dinner check eight ways (nobody cares that all you had was an appetizer, Michelle! Seriously, it's like you want to become dessert!). Oh, and the whole eternal life thing!
But one thing I really miss about living among the living is the snuggles. How about this: you take me home for an eternity of cuddles, and I promise to leave your veins alone. 7 squishy inches of counting the positives. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!mini_squish_vampire_7new
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Average Review: 2 Reviews
The Most Huggable for Horror-Lovers! By: SEB Logan (, ) 11-17-2016
I love Horror and Halloween. They're a lifestyle to me, not just things relegated to the month of October. He fits right in with my low-key Goth spoopery. Since I've had him, I cuddle him when I curl up to watch Christopher Lee films, I keep him against my tummy when I marathon Bloodborne, and I sleep with him every night under the warm glow of a string of gargoyle lights laced through the headboard of my wrought iron bed frame.
As much as I love BIG stuffed animals, I find the normal size 15" squishables a bit overwhelming for my wee arms. Little Dracula is the right size for my kind of cuddling, and he's the perfect size for travel.
My one and only gripe about the design is that I think he'd look much better with a short-pile minky fabric all over, rather than the shaggy with short-pile minky only for the face, cape, hands, feet, and shirt-bib. The shaggy portions are not nearly as neat and floofy as the stock photo shows. In person, little Dracula looks like he's been on a bit of a blood-starved bender, on account of his messy, messy "hair." The shaggy also seems to shed more than short-pile minky does. But, it's not SO much of an issue that I think it warrants four stars. He's otherwise quite well put-together, and for twenty-something bucks, you can't go much wrong in getting one for yourself and / or for the spoopy, creepy Goth-type in your life! :3
Spoopiest early christmas present ever! By: Neveth (PLANO, TX) 10-22-2016
It's SO SOFT. The fluffy fur is the same silky joy I'm used to with Squishable, and the cape is SO soft and velvety.
He's going to make a great companion for running my friends through the Curse of Strahd D&D campaign!