Limited Mini Squishable Piranha
Say you find yourself in the Orinoco River in South America, AKA "the Portland of the underwater." Somewhere between the sunken record store and the aquatic boutique with the hundred-dollar bowties lies the best artisanal donut shop this side of the tide!
Piranhas know what air-breathing hipsters do not: there's no need wait in line all morning for an underwater donut if you can scare away the tourists! These fashionable fishies guard their favorite neighborhood haunts by developing a reputation as vicious flesh-eating river beasts! The tourists can't eat your donuts if all the tourists are in your belly.
Fret not: make friends with a Piranha for all the cuddles without the carnage! She may even let you in on where to find that awesome donut shop!
7 squishy inches of the safer kind of chum. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!
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