Well howdy there pardner! You must've traveled a good long way through scrublands and hill country to find a Jackalope! Yessiree, that there is one mysterious, mythical rabbit/antelope hybrid!
What's that? You're comfortably browsing from a tumbleweed-free location? Interesting! That means that you've found the Jackalope's big secret! Any old country store worth its jerky can sell you a Jackalope postcard, but ever wondered why you've never spotted one in the wild?
That's 'cause if you want to see a Jackalope in its natural habitat, you have to go indoors! Your standard Jackalopes actually prefer the comforts, cuddles, and cable TV that come with domestic life! Bring a Jackalope home where it belongs! Yee haw! Note: Charles will now stop stereotyping the Old West. Boy howdy.
This is a Limited Edition design with hand-numbered tags from 1 to 1,000. Once they're gone...they're gone!
7 inches of faux-rustic faux-animal! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only! mini_squish_jackalope_7