Take me to your leader!
Which leader, you ask? Well obviously your leader must be the all-powerful entity that hoards all of the planet's supply of hugs and cuddles in her zaptonium-plated vault! That single, fearsome ruler who doles out each subject's meager allotment of snuggles according to her whim, right?
What's that? You mean that ANYONE can snuggle here as much as they want!!? Oh my goodness! The way you Earthlings do it is soooooo much better! I'm so sold on this place! This planet is awesome!
This is a Limited Edition design with hand-numbered tags from 1 to 1,000. Once they're gone...they're gone!
7 inches of interplanetary affection! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!