It's taken our trusty development team of lolcats years and many blueberry muffins to figure out how to make our Squishable Octopus even bigger. Without moving into horror movieterritory. And lo! They have succeeded (the secret was "increasethe size")!The result is a friendly octopus with no interest other than cuddles. Or maybe even snuggles. At worst maybe some light petting. No need to hide the schoolgirls, this Massive Octopus just wants to be friends!Note: Massives are not normally eligible for expedited shipping, but if you've got a special situation, email us! International Orders: Incidentally, these are just too big to ship to most international destinations. Just FYI!