Mammals are awesome! I am, in fact, myself a mammal! On a scale of one to 11, they're great!
And
Aquatic Mammals are even more awesome - current research says they're a full 73% more awesome than their non-aquatic counterparts!
And
Aquatic Mammals with horns are pretty much the awesomest thing ever, in addition to being magical, which in itself adds 5.2% awesomeability!
Yes, we could have made a regular ol' mammal, that was aquatic, with a horn, but to top it all off we decided to make it positively
huuuuuuge. Behold. The awesomest, magicalist, biggest, most adjective-worthy gigantic golden-horned marine mammal there ever was, completely incapable of being described by mere made-up numbers!
If we do say so ourselves, we did good. Let's all celebrate with 34.9868 jelly donuts! We've earned it!
24 inches of exponentially-expanding cute, all new polyester exterior filled with polystyrene beads (60% from recycled content! Yeah!), ages 3 and up!
Note: Massives are not normally eligible for expedited shipping, but if you've got a special situation, email us! International Orders: Incidentally, these are just too big to ship to most international destinations. Just FYI!
Awesome
