Keep alert, law-abiding citizen! In case you haven't heard, miscreants are after your warm beverages! Turn around for one second and -
POOF! - your tea is no more! The press points to a "thirsty product description writer," whoever that is, but
can we really be sure? The only way to be certain your Oolong stays where you Ooleft it is to bring in some serious protection!
In times like these, there are no better beverage-bouncers than our very own
Fuzzy Five! Strategically positioned on the side of your mug, they may look like five sentient stuffed animals having a good time, but that's just part of the picture! Should anyone try to abscond with your Arabica or chug your Chamomile, they will stand tall (but not that tall, they're Squishables after all) and use their powers of cuddly persuasion and pun-making to protect what is rightfully yours!
10 ounces of squishy security! Microwave-safe, hand-washing recommended!
