Behold, the dessert of victory! Just take the word of the ancient Greeks, who fed it to the first Olympians, because they thought it was full of energy!
While the Greeks were right about a lot of things - the superior breathability of togas for one - they were probably wrong about the nutritional values of Cheesecake. That heavenly slice of creamy goodness won't necessarily propel you higher, faster or stronger, but it will make you feel more satiated, contented and happy! Granted, the zero-meter dash won't get you any medals, but it will get you that blissed-out feeling of total comfort! 15 squishy inches of Hellenic non-nutritional squish. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!
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