You love Squishables. You keep seven on your bed and rotate them so each gets evenly cuddled. You give them for birthdays,
weddings and the occasional knighting ceremony. Your web browser is displaying a Squishable.com page right now
You deserve to raise your Squishable experience to the heights of sumptuous luxury!
Welcome to the Squishable Quantum Ultimate Experience, or SQUEE Club
. Join us behind the Squishable.com velvet rope!
Have some bubbly and an eclair! You'll be privy to the following ultra-premium awesomeness
- Unlimited free shipping for a year to any destination in the contiguous 48 states!
- Super-Exclusive service and support from Reginald Sinclair Jeeveserson the Panda, the S.Q.U.E.E. concierge!
- Special deals only for S.Q.U.E.E. members!
And to thank you for joining...
- A coupon good for 20% off your next purchase!
- A Welcome Limited Edition Micro Sabertooth Tiger Squishable! It's on its way to your shipping address now! Hang it from the rear-view
mirror of your yacht to signal your membership to other members of the upper crust;
Also note, the number of SQUEE memberships available are limited, so, ahem, plan accordingly! It's like getting a diamond amulet for the change in your pocket...but cuddlier. Note: don't try to snuggle a diamond, they're sharp and pointy. Unlike Squishables!
Free shipping all year!
A Welcome Limited Edition Micro Sabertooth Tiger Squishable!
Random Squee-only specials!