You're a genius! Not only are you smart, but you have empathy, intuition and a quick wit! How do I know? Because Zombies love braaaains...and this Zombie loves you! See, he's winking!
Unlike certain post-apocalyptic individuals you might see portrayed in the media, this guy has no taste for gray matter, but he does appreciate a superior intellect! So feed this Zombie what it really wants (hint: profiteroles and math equations), befriend him, and tell him all the cool stuff you know!
15 squishy inches of post-life learning, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!