If you've got eight tabs open on your browser and are chatting on a Bluetooth while typing out a text message with your toes, take a deep breath! Follow the path of the noble Sloth! Put aside your multitasking and develop a connoisseur's appreciation of sloooownnessss!
With three toes, it may take ten minutes to tap out that text, but you will craft every word like you're piping frosting on a royal wedding cake! That dude on the phone? If he really cares he'll wait half an hour for the end of the sentence! That bag of chips? Take eight delicious hours to get to the bottom! That big, soft, fuzzy Sloth? Cuddle and nuzzle for days! There's no rush!
15 squishy inches of all the time in the world! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!
Chunk, No Captain Chunk! By: Hannah (FPO, AE) 8-25-2014
This is my first squishable and he is absolutely fantastic. He is so squishy and perfect as a pillow. I named him Chunk because he's just too cute to be Sloth and that'd be a silly name for a sloth anyway
molasses By: hannu (Sherwood Park, AB) 7-23-2014
i just go this baby in the mail and i love him!!!! he is even more squishable than i ever imagined!!!!
Hubert the Sloth~ By: Ela Thompson (Greencastle, PA) 4-15-2014
The sloth squishable was the first squishable I ever ordered! So cute, soft, and extremely round- he is absolutely perfect! The little arms and legs that flop about make him even cuter, especially when he's on his head or holding another squish!
Alan has sass By: Janet (Dublin , Dublin) 2-22-2014
I got Alan my adorable sloth, as a late christmas present, he is actually my life now! I have so many pictures of him on my phone and i'm constantly carrying him around my house :P he is named after my art teacher for some reason the name just suited him AKA Alan the sassy sloth..... love my alan
Cutest Sloth Ever By: Kyla (San Diego, CA) 11-17-2013
I had a hard time deciding on my first Squishable, but eventually settled on the Sloth. In less than a week, I had the biggest, softest, roundest, cutest new Sloth to call my own. His name is Zorro. He is a big hit with all my friends. Get one and be the envy of all your friends!