PRE-ORDER! Due in: Late October 2015
What does the world need right now? A cephalopod with focus! While it's true that an Octopus can do eight adorable activities at once, this one knows better! He disdains duplication! He maligns multi-tasking! Just because his eight limbs can hold a large number of items at the same time (phone, tablet, pen, daffodil, and four different kinds of cannoli) does not mean that he does! His focus is centered on one goal and one goal only: cuddling YOU. It is his purpose and his mission, and he's goshdarn good at it.
Also, this Octopus is blue! Blue, according to color theory, represents coolness! Therefore this is one cool mono-tasking Octopus! Hug him and expect eight times the single-minded love back!!!
15 squishy inches of concentrated cephalopodic cuddles, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!
This pre-order gets free shipping! Indeed! And your card will not be charged until the order is ready to ship! To keep everything safe and secure we use the awesome folks over at WePay. You'll be taken to WePay to complete your pre-order! Woo!