PRE-ORDER! Due in: Fall 2014
Axolotls: the most trustworthy amphibians on land or sea! Why just last week I whispered my deepest secret to an Axolotl, and she didn't tell a soul! Now no one
will ever know that I sold my treadmill to buy a year's supply of eclairs! Man, it would sure be embarrassing if THAT got out...
In any case, this lovely little neotenic water monster is as loyal as they come! Consider her your prime candidate for most trusty, faithful friend! And the best part is, Axolotls don't eat pastry, which means more eclairs for you! I mean...treadmills!
15 squishy inches of well-kept secrets, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!
This pre-order gets free shipping! Indeed! And your card will not be charged until the order is ready to ship! To keep everything safe and secure we use the awesome folks over at WePay. You'll be taken to WePay to complete your pre-order! Woo!